Complain from McCain

Senator McCain, I’d like to thank you for your auspicious sentiment for the Dodger players. McCain’s analytical words “overpaid, immature, arrogant, and spoiled brats,” won the NL West for the first time since 2009. I understand you have difficulty comprehending a celebration of this magnitude.

The last time you ran for presidency you fell short of accomplishing your goals. So don’t diminish the achievement of the Dodgers. Dodger’s pitcher Brian Wilson said it eloquently, “Senator McComplain knows a thing or two about coming in second and watching someone take a plunge in the pool (I mean poll).”

If you don’t want people swimming in the pool, then don’t have a pool in the stadium. If you thought the Dodgers were going to clinch the division in Arizona, you could have emptied the pool.